Summer BBQ

Peak patio season. Weaponized side dishes.

Summer BBQ captures the sacred backyard ritual of overcooked meat, baked beans, deviled eggs, and one person explaining charcoal to everyone who did not ask. This empty jar arrives dressed like a limited reserve because nothing says luxury quite like forcing the neighbors to abandon their patio.

Serve it to grill masters, cookout hosts, dads with novelty aprons, and anyone currently in violation of an HOA air-quality covenant.

Included with every jar: one product-specific Estate Tasting Card on premium cardstock, complete with tasting notes, an irresponsible suggested pairing, and a numbered small-batch presentation.

What’s actually in the jar?

Absolutely nothing—and that is the joke. The jar arrives completely empty. Fart2Table is a novelty gag gift intended for the recipient to jokingly capture and preserve their own post-meal “artisanal air.” No actual farts, gas, food, fragrance, or other contents are included.