Custom Harvest

Your meal. Your restaurant. Your beautifully documented mistake.

Custom Harvest turns almost any memorable meal into a personalized small-batch novelty jar. Name it after a flavor, a favorite dish, a specific restaurant, a family recipe, an event, or the exact culinary decision everyone is still discussing. If it fits on the label, we can probably preserve its legacy.

Make it yours

1. Choose a label style: Estate Reserve, Apothecary No. 2, Modern Provisioner, or Workshop Batch.
2. Enter your custom name: This can be a flavor, meal, restaurant, recipe, occasion, nickname, or entirely original release name—for example, “Sunday Gravy,” “Luigi’s Trattoria,” “Fourth-Date Curry,” or “The 2 A.M. Drive-Thru.”
3. Add optional production notes: Request a specific harvest date, batch number, tasting-note idea, spelling, capitalization, or other detail. Leave this blank and our questionably qualified cellar team will choose the finishing details.

Please check your spelling carefully. We may adjust capitalization, sizing, or line breaks so your wording fits the die-cut label cleanly. If a request is too long or unclear, we’ll contact you before printing.

Perfect for birthdays, retirements, bachelor parties, office exchanges, restaurant regulars, family dinners, revenge gifts, and any relationship sturdy enough to survive accurate provenance.

Included with every jar: one personalized die-cut label and one product-specific Estate Tasting Card on premium cardstock, complete with tasting notes, an irresponsible suggested pairing, and a numbered small-batch presentation.

What’s actually in the jar?

Absolutely nothing—and that is the joke. The jar arrives completely empty. Fart2Table is a novelty gag gift intended for the recipient to jokingly capture and preserve their own post-meal “artisanal air.” No actual farts, gas, food, fragrance, or other contents are included.