Taco Tuesday

A Tuesday tradition with Wednesday-morning consequences.

Taco Tuesday is the approachable classic: beans, cumin, cheese, hot sauce, and a weekly refusal to learn from available evidence. The empty jar gives that familiar post-taco atmosphere the same reverence normally reserved for vineyards, distilleries, and rooms with functional ventilation.

Made for taco lovers, coworkers, white-elephant exchanges, and the friend who orders extra beans before getting on a plane.

Included with every jar: one product-specific Estate Tasting Card on premium cardstock, complete with tasting notes, an irresponsible suggested pairing, and a numbered small-batch presentation.

What’s actually in the jar?

Absolutely nothing—and that is the joke. The jar arrives completely empty. Fart2Table is a novelty gag gift intended for the recipient to jokingly capture and preserve their own post-meal “artisanal air.” No actual farts, gas, food, fragrance, or other contents are included.