Steakhouse Reserve

Rich. Sophisticated. Ribeye-sourced. Our most distinguished offering. Decant before gifting.

The Steakhouse Reserve is Fart2Table’s finest expression. It is the jar you open when the occasion calls for something that takes itself seriously - or rather, when the occasion calls for something that takes itself seriously despite every indication that it should not.

Sourced following a steakhouse dinner of genuine quality - a 16oz dry-aged ribeye, compound butter, a wedge salad nobody asked for but everyone ate, a side of truffle fries that were worth every penny, and a bottle of Cabernet that was very good and probably wasted on us - this batch carries the weight of a serious evening.

The label is matte black. The wax seal is burgundy. The presentation is that of a product worth considerably more than it contains. That is intentional. That is the entire point. We recommend decanting for three seconds before gifting. Or not. The jar is sealed. There is nothing to decant. But the act of suggesting it is part of the experience.