{"product_id":"gas-station-hot-dog","title":"Gas Station Hot Dog","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eA chaotic classic. No apologies. No explanation. No survivors.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eWe will be honest with you: the Gas Station Hot Dog batch was not planned. It was not curated. It was a Tuesday afternoon decision that nobody should have made and everyone did anyway.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThe resulting jar is, by every measurable standard, a disaster... and yet, among certain collectors, it has achieved a kind of cult status that we did not anticipate and have fully embraced.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThis is the most honest product we make. There is nothing sophisticated about it. It tastes, in the abstract sense, of regret and convenience. We are very proud of it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fart 2 Table","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47303509966988,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/7002\/7404\/files\/hotdog_8bfeb00d-83b3-4074-bff4-8010c57f50a9.gif?v=1775504636","url":"https:\/\/fart2table.com\/products\/gas-station-hot-dog","provider":"Fart 2 Table","version":"1.0","type":"link"}