{"title":"The Reserve Shelf","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur most distinguished offerings. Reserve batches, chef's selections, and limited runs, held back for those who understand that complexity takes time and a second helping. Decant before gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"chili-night-reserve","title":"Chili Night Reserve","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eBold. Layered. Catastrophically underestimated. Our best-reviewed batch.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThere is a reason serious collectors return to the Chili Night Reserve year after year. It is not subtle. It does not try to be. It is the kind of product that enters a room before you do.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eDeveloped over a slow-cooked evening with three types of bean, ground chuck, and a seasoning packet that punched considerably above its weight class, the Chili Night Reserve represents the upper limit of what a Thursday evening can produce.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eOur tasting notes describe it as “magnificently aggressive.” We stand by that completely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fart 2 Table","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47303362609292,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/7002\/7404\/files\/chili_f043b0e1-6069-4ecc-ab37-40fbba7f69e4.gif?v=1775503518"},{"product_id":"steakhouse-reserve","title":"Steakhouse Reserve","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eRich. Sophisticated. Ribeye-sourced. Our most distinguished offering. Decant before gifting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThe Steakhouse Reserve is Fart2Table’s finest expression. It is the jar you open when the occasion calls for something that takes itself seriously - or rather, when the occasion calls for something that takes itself seriously despite every indication that it should not.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eSourced following a steakhouse dinner of genuine quality - a 16oz dry-aged ribeye, compound butter, a wedge salad nobody asked for but everyone ate, a side of truffle fries that were worth every penny, and a bottle of Cabernet that was very good and probably wasted on us - this batch carries the weight of a serious evening.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThe label is matte black. The wax seal is burgundy. The presentation is that of a product worth considerably more than it contains. That is intentional. That is the entire point. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial; color: #3d2b1f; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eWe recommend decanting for three seconds before gifting. Or not. The jar is sealed. There is nothing to decant. But the act of suggesting it is part of the experience.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fart 2 Table","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47303621017740,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/7002\/7404\/files\/stteakhouse_e19346da-dafd-4a2b-be97-654e5322b369.gif?v=1775504968"},{"product_id":"seafood-boil-edition","title":"Seafood Boil Edition","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eOceanic complexity. Butter-forward. A coastal evening in a jar.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThe Seafood Boil Edition was developed during what our estate team describes as “a very good summer weekend and a very consequential Sunday morning.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eIt opens with an immediate maritime character - something between low tide and a very enthusiastic shrimp - and develops into a warmer, butter-forward mid-palate that is, by any objective measure, more complex than it has any right to be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eWe served this to a tasting panel of four. Two of them walked out. The other two requested a second jar. We consider both reactions a success.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fart 2 Table","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47303642382476,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/7002\/7404\/files\/seafood_62bd1aa7-e0ff-4ff1-9379-4c3a5c7cadcb.gif?v=1775505091"}],"url":"https:\/\/fart2table.com\/collections\/the-reserve-shelf.oembed","provider":"Fart 2 Table","version":"1.0","type":"link"}