{"title":"Global \u0026 Seasonal","description":"\u003cp\u003eExpressions bound to a place or a moment. Our Global Collection travels. Our Seasonal Editions arrive once a year, in limited quantity, and are gone before the dishes are done.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"indian-buffet-bomb","title":"Indian Buffet Bomb","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eLayered. Ambitious. Assembled across four unwise trips to the buffet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThe Indian Buffet Bomb is not a jar for the uninitiated. It is a jar that requires respect, prior experience, and ideally some warning to anyone in the immediate vicinity.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eDeveloped following an all-you-can-eat buffet experience of rare ambition - multiple rounds of saag paneer, chicken tikka masala, daal, and a lamb vindaloo that, in hindsight, probably deserved more consideration - this batch represents one of the most complex profiles in our entire range.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eOur tasting panel requested hazard pay. We denied it. The jar is extraordinary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fart 2 Table","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47303528579212,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/7002\/7404\/files\/indianbuffet_a926ce90-6f18-425f-92a1-4e5b287a885d.gif?v=1775504737"},{"product_id":"thanksgiving-leftovers","title":"Thanksgiving Leftovers","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eAnnual release. Limited quantity. Harvested the Friday after. A family tradition, bottled.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThe Thanksgiving Leftover Batch is our most anticipated seasonal release of the year. It sells out every time. This is not marketing language. It actually sells out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eProduced in the 36-hour window following a full Thanksgiving dinner: turkey, stuffing, green bean casserole, sweet potato with marshmallow (a choice we support), cranberry sauce from a can (we do not judge), two types of pie, and at least one conversation that went on too long. This batch captures something that words cannot fully describe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eWe release it the Monday after Thanksgiving. Quantities are limited because the harvest window is limited. You know when it is. You have experienced the source material.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fart 2 Table","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47303804190860,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/7002\/7404\/files\/thanksgiving_36e8845d-ee1a-418a-8a20-09ed39693dde.gif?v=1775505332"}],"url":"https:\/\/fart2table.com\/collections\/global-seasonal.oembed","provider":"Fart 2 Table","version":"1.0","type":"link"}