{"title":"Gifts Under $20","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe finest thing you can hand someone who has everything. Every jar in the Fart2Table estate, priced for the white elephant exchange, the office party, and the friend who deserves it.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"taco-tuesday","title":"Taco Tuesday","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eBean-forward. Spice-driven. A Tuesday tradition, bottled for posterity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eEvery Tuesday, something magical happens. The ingredients align. The seasoning lands. And nature, doing what nature does, produces something that cannot be ignored.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThe Taco Tuesday batch is our most beloved classic — a bright, assertive profile with a distinct cumin-forward nose and what our tasting panel describes as \"a finish that stays with you, whether you invited it to or not.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThis is not a complicated jar. It does not pretend to be. It is Tuesday, in a jar, and it is everything that implies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fart 2 Table","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47303277478028,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/7002\/7404\/files\/tacotuesday_5afcc84b-22b3-414b-9aea-4b2bfec2343a.gif?v=1775503136"},{"product_id":"chili-night-reserve","title":"Chili Night Reserve","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eBold. Layered. Catastrophically underestimated. Our best-reviewed batch.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThere is a reason serious collectors return to the Chili Night Reserve year after year. It is not subtle. It does not try to be. It is the kind of product that enters a room before you do.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eDeveloped over a slow-cooked evening with three types of bean, ground chuck, and a seasoning packet that punched considerably above its weight class, the Chili Night Reserve represents the upper limit of what a Thursday evening can produce.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eOur tasting notes describe it as “magnificently aggressive.” We stand by that completely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fart 2 Table","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47303362609292,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/7002\/7404\/files\/chili_f043b0e1-6069-4ecc-ab37-40fbba7f69e4.gif?v=1775503518"},{"product_id":"gas-station-hot-dog","title":"Gas Station Hot Dog","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eA chaotic classic. No apologies. No explanation. No survivors.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eWe will be honest with you: the Gas Station Hot Dog batch was not planned. It was not curated. It was a Tuesday afternoon decision that nobody should have made and everyone did anyway.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThe resulting jar is, by every measurable standard, a disaster... and yet, among certain collectors, it has achieved a kind of cult status that we did not anticipate and have fully embraced.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThis is the most honest product we make. There is nothing sophisticated about it. It tastes, in the abstract sense, of regret and convenience. We are very proud of it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fart 2 Table","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47303509966988,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/7002\/7404\/files\/hotdog_8bfeb00d-83b3-4074-bff4-8010c57f50a9.gif?v=1775504636"},{"product_id":"garlic-pasta-bomb","title":"Garlic Pasta Bomb","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eItalian-inspired. Aglio e olio energy. A fragrant evening, preserved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThe Garlic Pasta Bomb begins, as all great things do, with restraint. Four cloves, the recipe says. Our estate team has never once used four cloves. They use the entire head, and then they look at the second head, and then they use that as well.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eWhat emerges is a jar of remarkable persistence. It arrives slowly. It announces itself in the hallway before it enters the room. Collectors describe the finish as \"lingering,\" then, some hours later, as \"still lingering.\" It has been known to outlast the relationship that produced it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eWe recommend decanting in a well-ventilated space, ideally one you do not own. Pairs beautifully with an apology.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fart 2 Table","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47303521697932,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/7002\/7404\/files\/garlicpasta_00759930-14bf-458c-8d5e-ba6a471d6152.gif?v=1775504544"},{"product_id":"indian-buffet-bomb","title":"Indian Buffet Bomb","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eLayered. Ambitious. Assembled across four unwise trips to the buffet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThe Indian Buffet Bomb is not a jar for the uninitiated. It is a jar that requires respect, prior experience, and ideally some warning to anyone in the immediate vicinity.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eDeveloped following an all-you-can-eat buffet experience of rare ambition - multiple rounds of saag paneer, chicken tikka masala, daal, and a lamb vindaloo that, in hindsight, probably deserved more consideration - this batch represents one of the most complex profiles in our entire range.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eOur tasting panel requested hazard pay. We denied it. The jar is extraordinary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fart 2 Table","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47303528579212,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/7002\/7404\/files\/indianbuffet_a926ce90-6f18-425f-92a1-4e5b287a885d.gif?v=1775504737"},{"product_id":"steakhouse-reserve","title":"Steakhouse Reserve","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eRich. Sophisticated. Ribeye-sourced. Our most distinguished offering. Decant before gifting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThe Steakhouse Reserve is Fart2Table’s finest expression. It is the jar you open when the occasion calls for something that takes itself seriously - or rather, when the occasion calls for something that takes itself seriously despite every indication that it should not.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eSourced following a steakhouse dinner of genuine quality - a 16oz dry-aged ribeye, compound butter, a wedge salad nobody asked for but everyone ate, a side of truffle fries that were worth every penny, and a bottle of Cabernet that was very good and probably wasted on us - this batch carries the weight of a serious evening.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThe label is matte black. The wax seal is burgundy. The presentation is that of a product worth considerably more than it contains. That is intentional. That is the entire point. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial; color: #3d2b1f; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eWe recommend decanting for three seconds before gifting. Or not. The jar is sealed. There is nothing to decant. But the act of suggesting it is part of the experience.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fart 2 Table","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47303621017740,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/7002\/7404\/files\/stteakhouse_e19346da-dafd-4a2b-be97-654e5322b369.gif?v=1775504968"},{"product_id":"seafood-boil-edition","title":"Seafood Boil Edition","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eOceanic complexity. Butter-forward. A coastal evening in a jar.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThe Seafood Boil Edition was developed during what our estate team describes as “a very good summer weekend and a very consequential Sunday morning.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eIt opens with an immediate maritime character - something between low tide and a very enthusiastic shrimp - and develops into a warmer, butter-forward mid-palate that is, by any objective measure, more complex than it has any right to be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eWe served this to a tasting panel of four. Two of them walked out. The other two requested a second jar. We consider both reactions a success.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fart 2 Table","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47303642382476,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/7002\/7404\/files\/seafood_62bd1aa7-e0ff-4ff1-9379-4c3a5c7cadcb.gif?v=1775505091"},{"product_id":"custom-harvest","title":"Custom Harvest","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eYou choose the dinner. We handle the aftermath. Personalized to the meal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThe Custom Harvest is our most personal offering. You select the dinner. We produce the batch. The resulting jar is labeled with your chosen meal, a harvest date, and tasting notes written specifically for the origin you requested.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003ePopular requests include: Five Guys Double Cheeseburger, Chipotle Burrito Bowl (extra beans, naturally), Taco Bell at 11pm, Garlic Shrimp Pasta, and what one customer described only as “a mistake at an all-you-can-eat.” We honored it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eEvery Custom Harvest includes a personalized Certificate of Authenticity naming the specific meal and, if the customer wishes, a dedicatee. We have produced custom harvests for birthdays, anniversaries, breakups, and at least one retirement party. We did not ask questions. We sealed the jar.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fart 2 Table","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47303642644620,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/7002\/7404\/files\/custom_e10bb063-8e4a-49dc-bf31-4de768f1401f.gif?v=1775505230"},{"product_id":"thanksgiving-leftovers","title":"Thanksgiving Leftovers","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eAnnual release. Limited quantity. Harvested the Friday after. A family tradition, bottled.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eThe Thanksgiving Leftover Batch is our most anticipated seasonal release of the year. It sells out every time. This is not marketing language. It actually sells out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eProduced in the 36-hour window following a full Thanksgiving dinner: turkey, stuffing, green bean casserole, sweet potato with marshmallow (a choice we support), cranberry sauce from a can (we do not judge), two types of pie, and at least one conversation that went on too long. This batch captures something that words cannot fully describe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 3.0pt 0in 3.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; color: #3d2b1f;\"\u003eWe release it the Monday after Thanksgiving. Quantities are limited because the harvest window is limited. You know when it is. You have experienced the source material.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fart 2 Table","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47303804190860,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/7002\/7404\/files\/thanksgiving_36e8845d-ee1a-418a-8a20-09ed39693dde.gif?v=1775505332"}],"url":"https:\/\/fart2table.com\/collections\/gifts-under-20.oembed","provider":"Fart 2 Table","version":"1.0","type":"link"}